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I picked up the Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys DVD last week, and watched it over the weekend. I'd managed to miss it in the theaters, since although Jodie Foster is a strong selling point for me, Todd McFarlane is not. However, after watching Igby Goes Down I was pretty pleased at the thought of watching Kieran Culkin again.

Not a bad little movie. Not great -- it probably overreaches at the end, in terms of plot -- but pretty good. The core of the movie is the nature of teenage desire and ennui, and if you forgive the twist at the end you won't have much to complain about. I think the actors did a great job of nailing the complexity of first love, teenage sexuality, and the sheer boredom that leads one to be a complete idiot.

Despite the title, it's not really terribly important that the kids go to Catholic school. I gather it's a semi-autobiographical story, which explains that choice. The animated sequences, on the other hand, are pretty important. It's not that they reveal anything very surprising about the way the kids think of themselves, and they certainly don't reshape any of the plot. They do, however, provide the movie with a propulsive sense of action which I think distinguishes it from a lot of indie coming of age flicks. The animation ruthlessly strips away sentimentalism, because it's so cheesy and in places tawdry.

Definitely worth owning, for me.

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It really pleases me to see the WWE TV writers working on the WWE's press releases. That's just a hugely impressive document. It starts out pretty sane, discussing some WWF strongarm tactics, but around about the third paragraph it takes a sharp left into a very odd place.

"The demand was contained in a letter sent by a Mr. Michael Rogers, an English Barrister who has resided in Switzerland for 30 years and who holds no Swiss license to practice law. Rogers is held out to be the Fund's 'Legal Advisor.'"

From there the press release just goes for broke:

"'Today, according to public records, he [Rogers] is the only authorized Switzerland representative for an entity known as "The Gaia Movement Trust Living Earth Green World Action", a phony environmental fundraising scheme reportedly under the influence and control of Tvind, a shadowy international syndicate under investigation around the world, whose leaders are sitting in a Danish jail. In between, Rogers was involved, in the mid-1980s, in establishing an Islamic charity known as Dar Al Maal Al Islam or DMI, which is being named in numerous lawsuits after the events of September 11, 2001, as one of the principal vehicles used to funnel Saudi money to fund the Al-Quaida terrorists. Further investigations are underway.'"

Links are mine. The absence of any linkage showing any connection between Michael Rogers and Dar Al Maal Al Islam (which should be, I think, Dar al-Mal al-Islami) is due to the fact that, well, I couldn't find any.

Still, just a classic press release. It's not often that you see the losing party in a lawsuit come out of the corner with that much aggression.

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Nortec Collective looks just amazingly cool. Traditional Mexican music, some of which is itself an appropriation of German polka styling, filtered through electronica sensibilities? With wrestling? Check 'em out on your favorite music-swapping network today, cause they love that. There's also a record label. Neat.