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[bryant]

Hey! I’m an Amazon product!

No, really — you can review the blog and everything. That’s really surreal. It’s just Alexa information stuffed into the usual Amazon template, but it’s still surreal. I wish it had the full Amazonian functionality; I want to see “5 people recommended reading a David Foster Wallace novel instead of wasting your time here.”

It’s easy to find the page for any random website. Go to A9 and search for the URL you want; then click on the Site Info button next to the appropriate search result. I’m fascinated by the reviews some sites get. “With some of the most communist reporters in the news business, CNN has again proved that communism doesn’t work by being beat by the FAIR and BALANCED Fox News. It’s about time America got its news from a real news group - not some biased network who is out of touch with real America (and no, REAL America is not on 5th Avenue!).”

Damned communist reporters.

Comments

[head58.livejournal.com]

hmm. How much effort would it take to make it say "People who visited this page also visited Tubgirl"?

[jeregenest.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't take my credit card number when I tried to purchase my very own Bryant. Not sure what exactly I'd do with a Bryant, but I'm sure we could think of something. Maybe wash windows and change diapers while speaking eloquently about Japanese revenge flicks....

[bryant]

I don't know that it's safe to tell you! Hm.

Not much.

[that-cad.livejournal.com]

I would make him run games for me every night, starting with his 1970s Angel Boston game and going until he collapses from exhaustion.

[agrimony.livejournal.com]

He's bendy. :)