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Dec. 3rd, 2004 03:27 pm
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"What is there to do on a Friday night in LA?"

Go to a trendy Thai restaurant somewhere in West Hollywood. Flirt with the waitress, who turns out to be the lead in a new indie film directed by some guy who was discovered three months ago by Stephen Soderberg; she's waiting to get experience so she can get further into the character. She invites you to an after-hours party thrown by Parker Posey. You get there, with her, but it turns out that Parker Posey lost all her indie cred when she appeared in Blade: Trinity so you and the waitress and a guy you meet at the party who plays bass for the best post-punk melodothrash band in Serbia all take off together in his original VW Beetle and wind up at a permanent floating poker game slash rave run by Wil Wheaton down in Venice Beach. He really digs finding out what you do and you and the waitress and the bass player and a hitchhiking chick who you picked up and who turns out to be an activist poet from Venezula on a speaking tour to raise money for the cause, you all go play some D&D with Wil as the GM. It rocks a lot. You fall asleep in the middle of the game and wake up sometime Saturday in a box at the Staples Center. There's a cigar on your chest with a note -- "You can play a rogue in my game any time, love, Wil!" You smoke the cigar while watching some kind of existential circus preparing for the evening's show; while wandering out of the building later, you run into Arnold, who is smoking the same kind of cigar. He likes you because of this and offers you a job as an aide, but you turn it down because of moral qualms about the Kennedy family. As you make your way back home, you realize that the cigar was laced with some obscure hallucinogen, or maybe the street really is filled with mimes reenacting the siege of Stalingrad? It's so hard to tell in LA. Finally you get home, where the waitress is waiting, and she made some soup in a really grounded down home kind of a way and it seems like the beginning of a beautiful friendship that will last at least for the rest of the day. Saturday night? Well, that'll be a completely different story.

Date: 2004-12-03 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] head58.livejournal.com
So I should meet you at Logan in half an hour then?

Date: 2004-12-03 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] that-cad.livejournal.com
Er...are you in LA, man?

"Yeah, this place is dead, anyway."

Date: 2004-12-03 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mgrasso.livejournal.com
You are so money and you don't even know it.

Date: 2004-12-03 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] that-cad.livejournal.com
So, may I inquire what that was about? May I be so vain as to inquire if it was some sort of reference to my Unknown Gliteratti game? ;)

Date: 2004-12-03 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gconnor.livejournal.com
++wil
++thai
++bryant

Date: 2004-12-03 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] that-cad.livejournal.com
Well, I'm going to pretend you did it for my game anyway and add it to my Memories as inspiration. So nyah.

Date: 2004-12-03 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ratmmjess.livejournal.com
Okay, what do you do in Peoria on a Friday night?

Ain't life sweet

Date: 2004-12-04 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amberley.livejournal.com
Excellent tale! I think this should be read while listening to Was (not Was):


I was attending Mardi Gras with Fidel Castro
Buxom cross-dressers threw fake gold coins at our feet
As we discussed the fate of the revolution
Suddenly, CIA men dressed in bikinis
Tried to stab us with fountain pens
Fidel blew mustard gas through his cigar
And immobilized the lot of them
Nineteen tequilas later we had a deal
Havana goes back to the mob
And Fidel and I open a chain
Of Kentucky Fried Chicken shops
Ain't life sweet
I feel good
I feel better than James Brown, I feel better now
I feel better than James Brown, I feel better now
How do you feel?


Date: 2004-12-04 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robotnik.livejournal.com
MAN TRUE!

Re: Ain't life sweet

Date: 2004-12-04 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rmd.livejournal.com
"i was transferred to the moon. worse pay, better fellow workers."

Date: 2004-12-04 04:54 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] rfrancis
Been a while since I seen you tear off like that.

Is good.

-R

Date: 2004-12-04 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rmd.livejournal.com
i love this. it reminds me of a meme that was going around here of fake memories of things that should've happened but didn't.

Date: 2004-12-04 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ratmmjess.livejournal.com
Understandable. :)

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