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[bryant]

So the Onion went and asked a bunch of celebs who they could take in a fight. I gotta say, if you respond to that question with "I believe in non-violent solutions" or words to that effect, you're kind of wimping out. This is the Onion. Have a sense of humor. Maintain your principled stance on non-violence by saying "Nobody, because I have a principled stance on non-violence and I'd just curl up into a little ball even if it was Nancy Reagan coming after me."

Best line in the piece was from Frank Miller:

Well, she [Little Lulu] doesn't exist. She's just lines on paper. If you want to go along those lines, I'll just say I could take Galactus. Paper rips.

Yeah, baby. Paper rips.

Also, I am tremendously jealous of my once housemate Tasha Robinson who gets to go out and interview people and ask them questions like that. There's someone who knew what she wanted to do and now does it.

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[artbroken.livejournal.com]

Bryant and I are in fact the exact same person. Sort of. Except for looking and acting entirely different and being on opposite sides of the planet.

It's just we always seem to be on the same mailing lists, same forums, same everything. Like we have the exact same tastes and the same ideas about following them up.

Oh, and now I'm pimping him out for writing work.

[rollick.livejournal.com]

So wait, first you and I are the same person, and now you and he are the same person? Is this some sort of freaky Kult thing where there's only one person on the entire planet, and we're caught in an illusion that keeps us from seeing it?

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[artbroken.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure you and I aren't the same person. Otherwise I'd talk to a lot more celebrities and not be sweating by 8am every day.

[rollick.livejournal.com]

Aha. I misinterpreted "our history" above as yours and mine rather than yours and his. Sigh. And here I thought I was part of a collective.

[bryant]

I'm thinking my next campaign will be set in a world in which everyone is in fact Bryant. It'll be a hit.

[rollick.livejournal.com]

Would they all start off as Bryant, or would it be a Sandman-like campaign where they each start off with amnesia and have to gradually realize that they're all the same person?

[bryant]

Oh, definitely the Map of Halal thing. Speaking of which, there is a copy of Lords of Creation and the two supplements on my game shelf right now, and we both know whose fault that is.