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[bryant]

I watched a couple of episodes of CSI over the weekend. Wow. Now, that’s what I call a cop show for the new millenium.

It’s really one of the most overinflated things I’ve ever seen on television. Every single image is saturated with color, usually blues; the cast is shot so as to be both gritty and polished at the same time. It is, in fact, a pretty good embodiment of Vegas. The show doesn’t take place on the strip, but the design ethos is still very Vegasesque.

The dialogue, likewise, is as stylized as it comes. “There is no room for subjectivity in this department.” “We’re just a bunch of kids that are getting paid to work on puzzles. Sometimes there’s a piece that’s missing; sometimes, we solve it in one night.” “People leave us clues, Nick. They speak to us clues in thousands of different ways. It’s our job to make sure we’ve heard everything they’ve said.” All utterly deadpan. These guys talk in Capital Letters, cause they do a Very Important Job.

The terrifying thing is, I kind of liked it. Kind of. I mean, it’s a total Bruckheimer production in all ways, but if you just pretend that it takes place in a hyperreal Morrisonian world it’s pretty entertaining. The science is OK, even though no police department in the country has as much gear as these guys, and the mysteries are generally cute.

Come to think of it, it’s almost the television equivalent of those old Gardener Fox Flash stories. The ones with the science facts in every issue. Not altogether surprising, since Barry Allen was after all a police scientist. Going with the Morrison theme, one might well remember that those Flash facts were one of the things Morrison loved about Flash, and were in fact one of the reasons he did a 12 issue run on the book. So there you have it: Flash, the very first CSI.

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[robotnik.livejournal.com]

I can't remember if it was Ellis or Morrison, but one of those British Enfant Terribles of Comix was quite enraptured by CSI about a year ago - I remember reading some of his noodlings on the subject on one of the usual places where the BEToCs pontificate to fanboys like me. I must admit I've never seen it.

[clauclauclaudia]

Mmm, CSI. Confuse it not with its inferior younger sibling, CSI: Miami.

CSI is good stuff. Given the quotes, I think you were watching season 1 reruns (or DVDs?) The style has loosened up a little bit since then. It is in fact a very Bruckheimer production, but not in the evil ways. It would actually pass the Dykes to Watch Out For test, for one thing. (Paraphrased: there have to be 1) at least two women, who 2) talk to each other about 3) something other than a man.)

[bryant]

Yep, DVDs indeed. I'm glad it loosens up a little, cause it was /just/ on the edge of self-parody and that's such a thin line to walk. :)

[bryant]

I believe it was Ellis, cause that's part of why I picked it up.