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[bryant]

[Ed: with apologies to Television Without Pity.]

Will Maggie Gyllenhaal free herself from an over-protective mother? Will Philip Seymour Hoffman overcome a slight case of being Philip Seymour Hoffman? Will Owen Wilson ever stop being cute, and/or find a distributor for his documentary? Will William H. Macy find yet another way to lose an election? And most important, will your humble recapper be able to remain coherent despite continuous references to that geeky game she always ignored in high school? We won't find out this week, except maybe for that last one, but at least the wheels will be in motion.

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[that-cad.livejournal.com]

Seriously, man. Seriously. You never cease to amaze me with your writing ability.

[bryant]

Oh, come on now. Pastiche is easy and the TwoP house style is not difficult to nail. I just picked a character for my persona to lust after and turned up the snark dial...

But thank you.

[head58.livejournal.com]

Damn it, MacDougall, why do all your shows have to start with mermaids?

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!

This was awesome.

[bryant]

I wasn't sure I was gonna do recaps until the mermaids showed up in the credits and I thought of that line.

[tavella.livejournal.com]

I actually had to google after the first paragraph or two, Just To Make Sure :)

[bryant]

I'm not really gonna be happy till someone writes fanfic, preferably a crossover from X-Files or Smallville or Buffy or Angel.

[robotnik.livejournal.com]

Marvelous. Eleventy-twelve XP bonus.

"Technically, they're not mermaids. They're like undersea Esther Williamses - they have legs and all. And MacDougall's aborted Starchildren series didn't have any mermaids in it. Maybe that was the problem."
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