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Apr. 1st, 2005 07:43 am
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I'm moving back to California. I'm selling all my Satanic gaming stuff. I'm giving up on computers to work at the Brattle. I've been purchased by Microsoft. I'm dating Mitt Romney. I'm writing the next Pixar movie. I'm voting Republican. I hate Apple. I'm pregnant! I have a message from the future. I can't believe I ate the whole Studebaker. I'm putting banner ads on the site. I just found out that I'm Mick Jagger's long lost love child. I sold my kidney to buy a PSP. I've converted your favorite game to D20. I think Iraq's weapons of mass destruction are in Syria. I've written an RFP regarding TCP/IP transmission via prayer. I wanna be sedated. I'm looking into gender reassignment surgery. I'm giving away a wee little terrier with every Netcom account. I got to work today and found a Ferrari in the pond. I can throw a fastball at 176 miles per hour. I'm an MIT research project. I've launched a hostile takeover of the Catholic Church. I hear the NBA and Major League Soccer are going to merge. I'm going to be charging $12.95 a month for site access. I am Pope John Paul II. I am Sylvester Stallone. I am Britney Spears.

Done.

Date: 2005-04-01 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robotnik.livejournal.com
Wait a minute... $12.95 for site access seems a little steep.

Date: 2005-04-01 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mgrasso.livejournal.com
Leading off with moving back to California? Very effective.

Date: 2005-04-01 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mgrasso.livejournal.com
Oh, and nice Sidd Finch reference. :)

Date: 2005-04-01 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeregenest.livejournal.com
Are we voting to decide which one happens?

Date: 2005-04-01 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eddyfate.livejournal.com
I've converted your favorite game to D20.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Date: 2005-04-01 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ivan23.livejournal.com
Dude, how do you even convert Stratego to d20?

Date: 2005-04-01 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] head58.livejournal.com
Spy is a Prestige Class.

Date: 2005-04-01 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ivan23.livejournal.com
As is "Bomb," presumably.

Date: 2005-04-01 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c-vista.livejournal.com
I want a wee little terrier!

Date: 2005-04-01 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alex-victory.livejournal.com
Best. April fools post. Ever.

Date: 2005-04-01 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marith.livejournal.com
What, no nice potted plant?

Date: 2005-04-22 09:42 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] flit.livejournal.com
Snee snee snee.

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