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[bryant]

So I wander into my break room at work today and I see this:

"Golden French Toast."

On one of those little cups you stick in the coffee machine and it makes coffee. We have a bunch of various types. This is new to me. I figured it was a joke.

"The comforting flavors of warm, buttered French Toast with a touch of cinnamon, drizzled with sweet maple syrup."

Wow, nicely forged label!

Sadly, on closer inspection, it wasn't a forgery. This is what flavored coffees lead to. Cats and dogs, living together. Bah humbug.

Comments

[sben.livejournal.com]

Coffee should only be flavored with more coffee.

Though sometimes an exception can be made for Irish whiskey and freshly-whipped cream.

[kodi]

comforting flavors of warm, buttered French Toast

Because nothing improves coffee like stale bread, egg, and shortening.

[baughj.livejournal.com]

This is an abomination before Goddess and Man and must be destroyed.

*shudders*

[chrisber.livejournal.com]

It's a sad, sad world we live in. I really must visit the Sufi Coffee Shop in Mountain View again, where they make proper coffee.

[cityofbeige.livejournal.com]

Exactly. If you want flavored coffee, you add the flavor after you brew the coffee, not before.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

All those "coffee-in-a-sachet" machines are Douglas Adams's Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser made garish, unconscionable reality, an abhorrent aberration that produces a cupful of liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike coffee. The only thing missing is the cheerful voice that says, "Share and Enjoy."

[cityofbeige.livejournal.com]

I just looked at their other flavored coffees. The horror... the horror.

[touchofwinter.livejournal.com]

This is AWESOME! And I'm the guy who goes to Starbucks and orders a "small coffee". But this... that just sounds marvelous. Fantastic!

[flit.livejournal.com]

I bet that would be fantastic over ice cream.

*ducks*

[that-cad.livejournal.com]

True 'dat!

[selayna.livejournal.com]

We have the same machine here. I like the Mocha Nut fudge.

*ducks*