All Remakes All The Time

[bryant]

Stop hurting America!

Michael Bay’s production company is working on remakes of:

• Nightmare on Elm Street
• Friday the 13th
• Near Dark
• The Birds

Near Dark was just fine the way it was. Grrr. Who the hell is Samuel Bayer? I suppose I’m upset about Hitchcock remakes too.

I’m not really upset about Friday the 13th, though.Variationen von poker.

Originally published at Imaginary Vestibule.

Comments

[aelfsciene.livejournal.com]

I heard about the Near Dark remake a few months back, and wailed and gnashed my teeth at the news. So, so unnecessary.

I hadn't even heard about the others, which also seem pointless and stupid to redo, but whatever. They won't be getting my money, let them waste it!