All Remakes All The Time

[bryant]

Stop hurting America!

Michael Bay’s production company is working on remakes of:

• Nightmare on Elm Street
• Friday the 13th
• Near Dark
• The Birds

Near Dark was just fine the way it was. Grrr. Who the hell is Samuel Bayer? I suppose I’m upset about Hitchcock remakes too.

I’m not really upset about Friday the 13th, though.Variationen von poker.

Originally published at Imaginary Vestibule.

Comments

[death-by-monkey.livejournal.com]

Hm. I feel marginally better about that. Not much, though.