Date: 2009-03-25 02:38 pm (UTC)
Oh, just call him BERTIE and be done with it, man.

"You're in a ten by ten corridor with torches in brackets every hundred feet. THEN THE DARK LORD APPEARS! What do you do?"

"I gawk and stammer. Why doesn't Jeeves DO something?"

"He clears his throat pointedly while rolling his eyes back behind you"

"OH yes of course. SMASHING idea. I run!"
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