bryant

It goes like this:

San Francisco is a name to conjure with, being "The City" that people talk about when they are in the fifth largest metropolitan area in North America. Which being North America is kind of a big deal, since that puts the place as slightly more populous than Austria. It’s richer too. Than the entire country of Austria. San Francisco has a reputation for being liberal, technically advanced, and gay. By the standards that apply, all of these are true. San Francisco is one of the most liberal areas in the United States, and one of the hottest places on Earth for scientific research and man on man sex. Of course, it’s important to note that the place is also big, so it’s still entirely possible to hang out there for a whole day and never see a new computer chip or lip locked mustaches. Indeed, being the gayest city on Earth still only means that about 1 in 6 people are gay.

Emphasis not mine. Man, it starts out as just bad writing and then it takes this amazing left turn into bad writing plus homophobia. Also the guy's from Santa Cruz, but he has Santa Cruz as being half an hour from downtown San Francisco, so it's not entirely clear that he's spent a lot of time exploring the Bay Area.

... it's important to note that you can hang out in San Francisco for a whole day and not see two guys kissing. Yep.