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[bryant]

So the Onion went and asked a bunch of celebs who they could take in a fight. I gotta say, if you respond to that question with "I believe in non-violent solutions" or words to that effect, you're kind of wimping out. This is the Onion. Have a sense of humor. Maintain your principled stance on non-violence by saying "Nobody, because I have a principled stance on non-violence and I'd just curl up into a little ball even if it was Nancy Reagan coming after me."

Best line in the piece was from Frank Miller:

Well, she [Little Lulu] doesn't exist. She's just lines on paper. If you want to go along those lines, I'll just say I could take Galactus. Paper rips.

Yeah, baby. Paper rips.

Also, I am tremendously jealous of my once housemate Tasha Robinson who gets to go out and interview people and ask them questions like that. There's someone who knew what she wanted to do and now does it.

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[artbroken.livejournal.com]

I feel like the Helpful Networking Fairy now.

[bryant]

It shouldn't really surprise either of us that you knew Tasha, all things considered. By the way, do you know Fern Elledge? I've been meaning to track her down for a while.

Oh -- meet kingfloyd, above, who is my excellent UA GM. The last two/three RPG brainstorms I've had, he seems to have had around the same time. Maybe it's the Boston air.

[artbroken.livejournal.com]

It shouldn't really surprise either of us that you knew Tasha, all things considered.

Well, no, not given our history of being the same person on different continents.

If I remember correctly, she found me, and responded to a LJ post of mine months ago for no easily discernable reason. Such is life.

By the way, do you know Fern Elledge? I've been meaning to track her down for a while.

That depends. Is she on LJ or in Australia? 'Cos if not, the odds become a lot slimmer.

Oh -- meet kingfloyd, above, who is my excellent UA GM.

My pleasure.

[rollick.livejournal.com]

If I remember correctly, she found me, and responded to a LJ post of mine months ago for no easily discernable reason. Such is life.

I found you while reading eynowd's friends page. He originally found me because I was the only other person on LJ who listed "Dark Conspiracy" as an interest. We started chatting about

Demonground

in e-mail and ended up friending each other, and History Was Made.

How do you and bryant know each other?

[rollick.livejournal.com]

Well, that certainly looks

goofy

. Silly incorrect html tags.

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[artbroken.livejournal.com]

Bryant and I are in fact the exact same person. Sort of. Except for looking and acting entirely different and being on opposite sides of the planet.

It's just we always seem to be on the same mailing lists, same forums, same everything. Like we have the exact same tastes and the same ideas about following them up.

Oh, and now I'm pimping him out for writing work.

[rollick.livejournal.com]

So wait, first you and I are the same person, and now you and he are the same person? Is this some sort of freaky Kult thing where there's only one person on the entire planet, and we're caught in an illusion that keeps us from seeing it?

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[artbroken.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure you and I aren't the same person. Otherwise I'd talk to a lot more celebrities and not be sweating by 8am every day.

[rollick.livejournal.com]

Aha. I misinterpreted "our history" above as yours and mine rather than yours and his. Sigh. And here I thought I was part of a collective.

[bryant]

I'm thinking my next campaign will be set in a world in which everyone is in fact Bryant. It'll be a hit.

[rollick.livejournal.com]

Would they all start off as Bryant, or would it be a Sandman-like campaign where they each start off with amnesia and have to gradually realize that they're all the same person?

[bryant]

Oh, definitely the Map of Halal thing. Speaking of which, there is a copy of Lords of Creation and the two supplements on my game shelf right now, and we both know whose fault that is.

[robotnik.livejournal.com]

Oh -- meet kingfloyd, above, who is my excellent UA GM.
My pleasure.

Hiya. Pleasure's mine.