Crispin Glover...

... looked like a vulture who'd been poured uncomfortably into a suit half a size too big for him, lurching around the screen as if he expected to find balance with the help of his no-longer present wins. His hair was jet black, and more or less immovable; it swooped down over his right eye with the certainty lacking from every other aspect of his body. Even language was a risk: half-hearted, foredoomed to failure, and that failure foreseen by the vulture within.

Might As Well Mention...

Since I seem to have a couple more people reading this of late. I am looking for work; my resume is available at http://www.innocence.com/~durrell/resume.html . I've got good management skills and I know my technical stuff inside and out. I also speak fluent Sales and Marketing -- I can produce glowing recommendations from the former VP of Marketing at AltaVista, and I'm great at getting technical groups working well with the rest of the company.

Relocation, at this stage of the game, is no problem at all.