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[bryant]

The New Rosetta Stone — parody or a serious challenge to Dave Sim for the misogyny crown? I honestly can’t tell.

My theory is simple and is, essentially, an analogy. By projecting the characteristics of “woman” onto a character which is more straightforward and more readily understood by the general population, I wish to make the behavior of “woman” comprehensible. I offer to you Spider Man as the best model for “woman.” My argument is sixfold:

1. Spider Man wears tights.
2. Spider Man wears a mask.
3. Spider Man weaves webs.
4. Spider Man has a sixth sense.
5. Spider Man shoots strings.
6. Spider Man can climb walls.

Comments

[bryant]

It's the wall-climbing thing that makes me worry. Can you climb walls?

[tayefeth.livejournal.com]

Sure. At least, ones with hand- and footholds, just like you could. I haven't read the article, but what's being quoted just makes me laugh. I mean, really, men don't have a desire for power and egocentrism? Men don't exchange information? Since when are these female phenomena?

[gwenix.livejournal.com]

Erp, apologies for posting that twice. You may delete the anonymous one (and this comment)

Stupid mom modem connection.

[gwenix.livejournal.com]

Actually, yes.

*trigger Twilight Zone music*