All Remakes All The Time

[bryant]

Stop hurting America!

Michael Bay’s production company is working on remakes of:

• Nightmare on Elm Street
• Friday the 13th
• Near Dark
• The Birds

Near Dark was just fine the way it was. Grrr. Who the hell is Samuel Bayer? I suppose I’m upset about Hitchcock remakes too.

I’m not really upset about Friday the 13th, though.Variationen von poker.

Originally published at Imaginary Vestibule.

Comments

[michele-blue.livejournal.com]

Haha, when I was a kid, I felt the same way. "They're not going to go back and BEAT UP the BIRDS?" My child-self would have wanted to go all Ripley in Aliens on them.